8:18GnocchiGnocchi is not pasta—it’s a dumpling that pretends to be one, and the potato didn’t even arrive until 1890.
10:57TurmericTurmeric is a food colour and pH paper — not an anti-inflammatory, not a medicine, and never was.
10:09Green teaGreen tea is not medicine — it’s a culturally persistent placebo with documented harms.
9:28SchnitzelSchnitzel isn’t Austrian tradition—it’s 1845’s first mass-produced illusion of tenderness.